I totally forgot that I had taken some artistic photos to go along with this post - and have also added a haiku donated by my new bff (Blog Friend Forever) Jenster..
Weevils, weevils, weevils,
the fat white larvae turn into beatles.
They burrow in the Pecan
and the shell hardens around them.
surprise surprise, you crack the shell
and the shock knocks you on your butt.
You scream in response,
"Somebody beat me to the nut!"
the fat white larvae turn into beatles.
They burrow in the Pecan
and the shell hardens around them.
surprise surprise, you crack the shell
and the shock knocks you on your butt.
You scream in response,
"Somebody beat me to the nut!"
(copyright sing4joy) :)
Haiku -
Pecans are yummy
But weevils make them not so
Stupid icky bugs
(copyright Jenster) :)
9 comments:
LOL! What tune do you sing this to?? :o)
This my friend would be poetry. Best heard through dramatic reading while cracking pecans. Don't sit in the first 3 rows as weevil larvae can be jumpy.
you are so gross.
and odd.
and disgusting.
terrible nasty poetry.
nicely done.
This was wonderful! I laughed out loud and I so needed that!
You are so talented!!
Hugs,
Sue
Okay. Here's a haiku -
Pecans are yummy
But weevils make them not so
Stupid icky bugs
(Now picture my clap and snap, snap, snap, snap)
Groovy, baby.
All I can say is DISGUSTING!
Jenster! You must come over for a skinny chai tea latte blended thingy and just be in in my company! You are naughty and hilarious!
OKAY!!! I'm on my way!!!
amber's comments...revisited.
you are SO gross
and SO odd
and SO disgusting
your poetry is SO nasty.
and your BFF is gross too.
you put the evil in weevil, chica
bahahahahah!
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