Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts

Friday, March 5, 2010

Evicted With Extreme Prejudice

The kids have been sick. It's been like slow-motion dominoes around here. One gets sick, I disinfect like crazy, a few days later the next one gets sick - rinse and repeat. With sick child number three the nurse told me to be sure to throw her toothbrush away once she has been on the antibiotics for 3 days. WHAT? HUH?
#1 - I can't BELIEVE I did not think of their toothbrushes sitting all together bumping each other and all rubbing on one tube of toothpaste.
#2 - I REALLY can't believe that none of the health officials dealing with us until now thought to mention this little tidbit about avoiding a recurrence of extremely contagious and raunchy strep throat!


Behold the streptobrothel...



A hotbed of communicable disease. This tenant has now been evicted from our property with extreme prejudice!



Meet the new tenants...









blessings on your day,
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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Swisspers And Cows

I bought a new package of super cheap version of Q-tips Swisspers cotton swabs and thought it was funny that one of their advertising claims is "Hot Colors" Why do we need hot colors of cotton on a stick to insert into our ears?



Hot? Seriously?


I sure do like the cleanliness and texture of the swabs.

I went out to rehearse for a special that I am singing on Tuesday. My friend lives in front of a farm. I crossed this cattle guard...


And walked down this path...


And stopped near this gate...


And watched the biggest bull in the pasture go and hide behind a tree as if the fence between us was not enough to protect him from me...


Then I sang.



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