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Charming old man from church in a very loud voice: "HEY YOU - I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION..."

Me: *smiling* "Yes, sir?"

Charming old man from church: "ARE YOU ON THE NEST?"

Me: *recovering quickly* "No sir. And I hope to never be again in my natural life!"

Charming old man from church: "HUH??"

Me: "NO SIR. AND I HOPE TO NEVER BE AGAIN IN MY NATURAL LIFE!!"

Charming old man from church: "WELL AMEN TO THAT!"

*note to self - step up the pilates - the hunchfront MUST go!*

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15 year old singing with all the feeling and meaning of a teenager.....

"Release your intermission, feel the rain on your skin! Somethin' somethin' somethin' la la la la la la doo doo doo do doo doo"

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(From 15 year old Daughter)

"I'm so cool - ice cubes are jealous."

"Don't worry....my deoderant only attacked me..."