*Disclaimer* This is not me at my best and I DO see how wrong my behavior is. I may even get in trouble from my husband for posting this, but here it is ~ me in all my lovingchristianwifeness in the middle of the night.
Here's the backstory... I had shared my chocolate chip cookies with my husband some time back and asked only that he leave me 4 for
just that time that I would need them.
Just before that time came, he ate them.
The following is an excerpt from the IM conversation I just had with
HisGirlS4J: sadly
S4J: so sadly
S4J: I am still awake
HisGirl: so sadly?
HisGirl: I am so sorry
S4J: I did the wrong thing
S4J: again
S4J: partially out of spite
S4J: again
HisGirl: oh no
HisGirl: not spite
S4J: I found something chocolate-ey
HisGirl: you did?
S4J: and mocha-ey
HisGirl: ick
S4J: and I knew it would be caffeine-ey
S4J: and I drank it anyway
S4J: because I was mad
S4J: and desperate
HisGirl: man.
S4J: I'm so pleasant to be around.
S4J: and, somehow, I managed to let hubby know that all of these things were his fault
HisGirl: oh good
S4J: yes
HisGirl: bet he feels all warm and full of love
S4J: he actually said, "Isn't that loaded with caffeine?"(or something to that effect)
HisGirl: uh oh
S4J: me = yes! BUT IT'S THE ONLY CHOCOLATE I COULD FIND IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE SINCE YOU TOOK MY ONLY OTHER OPTION
S4J: and then he actually said
HisGirl: why did he eat ALL FOUR
S4J: (I'm sayin)
S4J: "Did you just use that mochachocolatemilk to swallow a sleeping pill?"
HisGirl: hahahahahahaaha
HisGirl: lmbo
S4J: "Why did you take a sleeping pill??"
HisGirl: rotfl
S4J: me = WELL GEE, HONEY, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE TOTAL TOE-LINT
BECAUSE I STAY UP LATER THAN YOU
HisGirl: oh no
HisGirl: this is not going well
S4J: me = YOU WANT ME TO GO TO SLEEP WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP AND IF I DON'T YOU COMPLAIN
S4J: me = YOU WANT ME TO BE NICE AND YOU EAT MY LAST PIECE OF WHATEVER I AM SAVING AND YOU DO NOT REPLACE IT
HisGirl: oh dear.
S4J: AND THEN YOU BADGER ME WHEN I TRY TO FIND A REPLACEMENT FOR MYSELF
HisGirl: oh dear
S4J: so, of course, what is my only respite?
HisGirl: is it wrong that you are making me laugh?
S4J: I be stupid and spiteful
S4J: and now, who is suffering?
HisGirl: you.
S4J: not the man
S4J: he is asleep
S4J: with a full belly of chocolate chips
HisGirl: oh no
S4J: maybe tomorrow's post will be a copy/paste of THIS im conversation
HisGirl: haha
I am tired. I am going to try again to go to sleep so I can get up in 5 hours to go to church and be holy in front of the whole congregation.