That's What She Said (Favorite Blogger Comments)

Nothing like humor to perk you up! Letters From War prompted me to post this blog I've been 'collecting'
Thanks to all the contributors!!

In response to old guy asking me if I was 'on the nest'....

Gretchen said...
The reason they think they can say anything is because sometimes they happen to be demented.
Mama P said...
On the nest? I haven't heard that either. If I had known it meant "are you pregnant" then I would have responded, "Yes, my husband, although he is in Iraq, has very fast traveling sperm."

Mission Possible:

Jenn said...
Who knew a potty could be so pretty?
Shauna said...
How is it you make pictures of bathroom fixtures and work tools look like a work of art! All soft and amazing. I would hang that on my wall!! No joke.
Alana said...
...I'm not really a screwdriver girl...


Wednesday Word Of The Day "idiopathy":


Jenster said...
I'm sorry for your experience with idiopathetics!
Jenn said...
You should be proud that they started a syndrome for you! :o)


Yucky finances:

His Girl said...
unfair!unjust!you want me to go kick someone's tail for you? cause i will.i totally will.
Marsha said...
WHAT is letterboxing? Like kickboxing only you kick out signs with writing on them?
PJ said...
I don't know about letter boxing either.. You're searching for runaway alphabets and put them in boxes????
Linda said...
Oh man, you are a riot. I'm loving your posts. You are very real and deserve a medal for coining "oragami driving."



Preparing for becoming a parent:

Gretchen said...
re: Lesson 5, you must stuff the octopus into the mesh bag whilst it's trying to bite you and without harming a single suction cup on its little legs.


Real Mom:

Zeek said...
:::mumbling::: stupid person behind the counter /:::mumbling::: whadda they know anyway? hmpf
His Girl said...
dang. now i have to hop back on a plane and kick some dmv lady booty!
PJ said...
...I'm pretty sure that the DMV "lady" (With a capital B) is wrong.


Peecan Weevils:

His Girl said...
you are so gross.and odd.and disgusting.terrible nasty poetry.nicely done.

Peecan Weevils Revisited:


Jenster said...
Okay. Here's a haiku -Pecans are yummyBut weevils make them not soStupid icky bugs(Now picture my clap and snap, snap, snap, snap)Groovy, baby.
His Girl said...
amber's comments...revisited.you are SO grossand SO oddand SO disgustingyour poetry is SO nasty.and your BFF is gross too.you put the evil in weevil, chicabahahahahah!

Being sad:

Gretchen said...
Um...in light of your sadness, I thought I'd cheer you up a little by saying that my microwave is clean now (she ducks away, hoping a plate doesn't come through the screen). xxxooogretchen